My New Ride

I bought a new car today, YIPPY!

Today

• Today I saw a man on TV tattoo his eyeball.
• Today on the street a bum asked me for money so he could buy pot.
• Today I saw a pic of my ex on the internet and he is going very bald, luv it-can't stop laughing.
• Today I saw a old and I mean old girlfriend and realized that biotch has not changed one bit.
• Today is over.