WHAT GIRLS SAY AND WHAT THEY MEAN

They say: Can't we just be friends?
They mean: There is no way in hell I am ever gonna let any part of your body touch mine again
They say: I just need some space
They mean: Yea, space without you in it
They say: Can you help me with my homework?
They mean: If I keep whining the fool will do it for me
They say: Do I look fat in this dress?
They mean: We haven't had a fight in awhile
They say: No, pizza's fine
They mean: Cheap bastard
They say: I just don't want a BF right now
They mean: I just don't want you as a BF
They say: I dunno; what do you wanna do?
They mean: I can't believe you don't have anything planned
They say: Come here
They mean: My puppy does this too
They say: I like you but...
They mean: I just don't like you
They say: You never listen
They mean: You never listen!
They say: We're moving too quickly
They mean: I won't sleep with you til I find out if this guy in Bio has a GF or not
They say: I'll be ready in a minute
They mean: I AM ready, but I'm gonna make you wait cuz I know you will
They say: Oh no, I'll pay for myself
They mean: I'm just being nice; there's no way I'm going Dutch
They say: Oh yes! Right there!
They mean: Well, near there; I just wanna get this over with
They say: I'm just goin out with the girls
They mean: We're gonna go out and make fun of you and your friends
They say: There's no one else
They mean: I'm doing your brother
They say: Size doesn't count...
They mean: Unless I want an orgasm